The answer is zero days without accident.
The answer will probably be zero for the foreseeable future.
Between our two delicate little princesses, in the past week we've had four falls off something higher than a step stool, four bite injuries, three skinned knees, two skinned elbows, countless bruises, a bloody foot, a bee sting, and a smashed middle finger.
While the fact that Glitz is flipping off the camera (in response to OG asking her which one is hurt) is funny, I can't help but think she's silently thinking, "who ARE these fools? Aren't they supposed to keep me safe?"
Sigh. I try. But between watching Dr Phil and playing Sims, I really don't have a lot of time for safety seminars.
Take some responsibility already. Watch out for you sister, chances are she's doing something wrong as we speak.